Saturday night, this happened.
Me: Josh you seem drunk.
Josh: Oh, just a little bit.
Josh lifts water jug to drink straight from it, drops it, it smashes all over the floor, looks intently into my eyes and says “I can’t leave this to you to clean up by yourself”, walks downstairs and goes to bed.
I am ashamed of how long it took me to get the joke.
(Source: himymgifs, via idkinotice)
The mayor of Iceland gave Bjork this special house in Iceland. Its a little island actually, its not part of Iceland. So Bjork really lives in her own country. This is Bjork’s house. The country where its located is called Moose Gay Moose Tits. This is where Bjork lives.
is this real omg
(via andrewgiggles)
